Rachel Getting Married is quite possibly the most depressing film, and easily one of the best films, I have seen in a very long time. Everything about it is absolutely splendid. I cried like a bitch at at least two points in the movie. It's sooooo gooooood. It is not about what the title would suggest it is about at all. It's about Rachel's sister Kim, and her shaky assimilation back into "polite society" including the awkward reabsorption into her own familial interactions, after her release from rehab. Awkward does not even begin to describe it. Shit gets fuckin crazy. Like, beat up your mom and then drive your car into the woods at 50 miles an hour crazy. Fucking. Crazy. Also, you will cry like a bitch, it's unavoidable, just accept it and move on.
In other news, I'm not wearing any pants. And I'm fine with that. Pants are overrated. No Pants Day is coming up, and I am excited about it. The first friday in May is always No Pants Day. Remember that. Take your pants off. "Girl take your socks off, I wanna see where dem legs goes, bare feet bare toes."What was I talking about? Check out this album: NA$TYJAM$ - CRUDBUMP. Drew is more or less my hero. Bald, awkward nerd, old with a silly looking beard but ROCKIN HARDER THAN MOST MORTAL MEN CAN SURVIVE EVEN HEARING ABOUT. "Hit # and dialed NPR, because it's paid for, by viewers like me. (that's PBS) Oh... I'M MAKING BIG BALLS PHONE CALLS." Seriously, shit is off the cheezy. If that's a thing. Oh, it isn't? Are you sure? Hm. Well, it's off whatever something is off of when it's totally fucking baller. Baller's still a thing right?
shit.
-The Zed.
Wow, I almost passed out after reading that.
ReplyDeleteI say baller often, and enunciate the last syllable so nobody mistakes me as saying 'balluh'...it's still a thing.
also, *Kym :P
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